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Total Medals Earned: 85 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,165 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Gretel Unit Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 15/18 (365/500 points)

K.O.L.M.

I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 12/25/10
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Why are these things in my house? Unlocked 12/25/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points You might earn this for winning her affection.
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

AAAARRG!! Unlocked 6/14/10
5 Points
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction Unlocked 6/12/10
5 Points
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master Unlocked 6/12/10
5 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up Unlocked 6/12/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
Accidental Archeologist Unlocked 6/12/10
10 Points
Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I Unlocked 6/12/10
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill Unlocked 6/12/10
10 Points
Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II Unlocked 6/12/10
25 Points
Complete Act II
Bash the Boar Unlocked 6/12/10
25 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Mass Destruction Unlocked 6/12/10
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Fight the Freak Unlocked 6/13/10
50 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/27 (175/1,000 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Angry Rock Basher Unlocked 6/12/10
25 Points
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/12/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Falling Llama Unlocked 6/12/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Free Faller Unlocked 6/12/10
50 Points
survive for 3 minutes
Hungry Hungry Homer Unlocked 6/12/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)

LARRY: Doug-Out

Bloody Doug Unlocked 6/15/10
25 Points
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Best Quality In Town 10 Points Max upgrades in ale quality.
Maxed Weapons 10 Points Max upgrades in weapons.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Endurance Master 50 Points Last up to day 15.
Maxed Money 50 Points Earn over $2000 in one day.
Massive Score 100 Points Reach a score of 1 million

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)

LARRY: Pup Run

Barely Broken Unlocked 11/11/10
5 Points
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
Doug Mount Unlocked 11/11/10
10 Points
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Fresh and Fruity Unlocked 11/11/10
10 Points
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Super Dog Unlocked 11/11/10
10 Points
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Crushing Victory 5 Points break 20 hurdles in a single run
Hungry Muncher 10 Points Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Closest Shave Ever 25 Points Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run

Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/75 points)

Mecha Dress Up Game

Put ya guns on Unlocked 8/28/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
To Smithereens Unlocked 8/28/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mecha 1 50 Points Build the robot from Brawl Royale.
Mecha 2 50 Points Build the robot from Epic 1.
Mecha 3 50 Points Build the robot from Epic 2.
Legendary Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Phallic gun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Recycle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/200 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)

Pee Man - The Game

Phase I Unlocked 11/14/10
5 Points
Complete the first phase.
Phase II Unlocked 11/14/10
10 Points
Complete the second phase.
Phase III Unlocked 11/14/10
25 Points
Complete the third phase.
Fried Fish Unlocked 11/14/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Phase IV Unlocked 11/14/10
50 Points
Complete the final phase.
Split Stream Unlocked 11/14/10
50 Points
Fully load your bladder.
Perfect 100 Points Win without taking any damage.

Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)